Our "Suckish" Teacher

This is a really late post since this was at the first day of school. So We were decreased by 8 people because most of them transfered to another school and some, I dunno and I don't even care. So, I was talking to the new student, his name was Duane, he knew how to speak their native language called Chabacano of some sort, this was somewhat like Mexican but different).

Duane was a very scrawny guy with very dry lips and poor clothing styles (His clothes were for outdoor activities like river rafting and sports related to that). When I looked at his eye, I noticed something, they weren't together... They were looking at different directions; one right and the other left, just like chameleon eyes. I asked him what was wrong with it and he said, "The other eye is tired, while the other one was not", in vernacular (He doesn't really know how to speak English). So I sighed and went to my seat, waiting for my adviser.

I was expecting a teacher or an adviser that I already knew cuz I was in this school for like 6 years now, but I saw something.. I mean.. someone different... It was our new teacher and adviser.. Her name was Ms. Wendy Deriada, no offense if she is reading this but she is a petite and short woman who has tons of pimples on her forehead and cheeks, she also has craters (you know, the result when you prick/pop your pimples) and not to mention that weird black thing that was like permanently there in her tooth.

She said in a very exaggerated gesture, "Hi Khulazz, Good Morning, I am Ms. Wendy, your new aduhviser". I was shocked, I never saw someone or an adviser like this before (because all of my advisers look like pure professionals and they were, but this girl... o.O). Then we played a game called, "Getting to Know You", it's a song and we I mean.. she made it a game (I also think the other teachers were doing that activity in the other classrooms).

The game rules was all about passing a marker while singing the song, and when the song stops, the last person who got the marker would explain stuff about his/her self and each student would and could ask questions about the person. So of course, since we were still very shy, we didn't want people knowing things about us (or we just didn't want to speak because we were too nervous and shy).

So she said, "Stop! Stop! Is it hat?". We were like? What? hat? What hat? It took us about 30 seconds to figure out what our adviser said. She actually asked us if it was hot and not hat, so we were pretending that we were laughing at each other but we were actually laughing at our new adviser.

That was the Values Formation/Education class, she also teaches  Math. Our lesson in Math was measurement and stuff. So she said, "You can measure fruits right? Like apples, bananas, and etc." and we said, "And also vegetables". Then she suddenly said, "And Klooth!", we were asking questions over and over again to what was klooth only to realize that she actually meant CLOTH. We were also laughing very hard at ourselves but actually at her..

There are lots of grammatical and pronunciation errors she says. I wish she could be a better teacher and better in English because she is a  great Math teacher. She needs to be a lil' more kind also because she might ruin her face more with a rotten attitude. :)